got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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