You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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