we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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