just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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