I'm really into asian looking animals
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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