You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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