we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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