You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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