she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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