I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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