i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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