Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Randomize