Don't make out with my wife yet
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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