She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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