there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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