U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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