I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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