But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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