let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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