But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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