chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I understand Curling. That high.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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