O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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