Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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