Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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