idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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