guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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