he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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