naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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