i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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