my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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