wrigley field is MILF paradise
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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