check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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