Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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