Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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