Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I don't deserve a penis
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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