My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
handjob tips. give me some.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The adults are the big ones right?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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