Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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