Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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