i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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