Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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