you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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