Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm at about main and main street
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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