you have to choose: penises or morals?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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