hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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