The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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