Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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