At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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