Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
dude. I can hear the air.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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