Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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