Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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