What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I AM VODKA MAN
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
is it fun? or sober?
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